So I am sitting at home minding my own damn business when Noah Wyle intrudes on my living room with this sack of shit commercial.
Let me count the ways I
dont give a shit about you and the Polar Bears:
1) Who are you to think I give a shit what you have to say Mr Wyle? What,
you were in something like 30 seconds of an ER episode or something? As
far as I can recall you left to become a big time movie star? That seemed
to be as good of an idea as this sorry excuse of a Commercial
B) Cmon dude, Polar Bears? In the beginning of the commercial with the
depressing music I thought you were going to get into something all real like
starving kids or something but then you bust out Polar Bears? What was
the last thing a Polar Bear did for anyone?
3) And your organization really had to name itself the "WWF"?
If Jimmy the Super Fly Snuka and Hulkamania are not on your board of directors
I am going to DDT you into a glacier.
3a) $16 a month for Polar Bears? Seriously? The Red Cross only asks
for a few dollars a month. Like I am going to give up my porn subscription for a Polar Bear.
6) If Polar Bears are so damn important how come the WWF's logo is of a Koala
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