Yo, it's me Darnell Wud I be up to? Ya know bagging some groceries and shit Just biding my time until I make it big in the "Industry"
I am looking so fly in my 10 Carat looking fake ass diamond studs in each of my earz
All the bitches be looking
All these housemoms and shit be mesmorized by my bling
They be thinking 'Damn he must be a baller'
Look at this fool Buying some Generic Mac and Cheese and shit I only buy the finest Kraft Cheese and Shells Dont be hatin
Yeah that is right ladies I dont want to be bragging But I can substitute this cucumber for the real thing If ya know what I am saying Shit, Darnell, you be so sly!
And that Milk you be buying I am down with Chocolate and White Milk if you know what I means Sheeeeat, I see you looking at my fly ass Louis Vulton pants If you was only so lucky
I see you be buying some feminine hygiene products Not only will I make sure to bag in a separate bag from your deli meats But I will also not tell Yo secret is safe with Darnell
I also see you be buying some Mr Clean Lime Scent Yeahz I likes that A woman who keeps the house clean While Darnell is out making records You might be aight fo Darnell
Oh and what is this? You got some Cheetos up in this shit! Damn girl That's tight And alright
And I always double bag that shit So dont even ask My sperm is so powerful Its stronger than the Super Glue we sell in aisle 4 next to notepads Sheaat
Till next time little lady Unless my demo got cut this time Then it is big time for Darnell Wait till they check out my bling They be like "Welcome Home Darnell" Welcome home
