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Oh Lois K Feldman, you dirty dirty hew-er. Let me make sure I get the facts straight here.
1) You are 38, married, and have 3 children, correct? Ok, correct.
2) From the picture above you are basically the epitomy of a soccer mom, right? Right.
3) You decided to go to the Iowa-Minnesota football game at the Metrodome with your husband, right? Right.
4) You got drunk on wine (seriously wine at a tailgate) before the game, right? Right.
5) At some point you decide to go to the bathroom, right? Right.
6) Then you meet this dude (seriously, this dude?) right? Right
7) And a quick question for you, aforementioned dude Ross Walsh. Ross, you claim to be 26 right? You look more like 46 but still kudos to you.
8) Back to you Lois, dont think you are getting off that easy.
So you after meeting this dude above you decide quote un quote Fuck it, I would like that man inside of me now? Right
9) And then you decide, fuck it, the bathroom stall will work, right? Right
10) And then you proceed to get nailed by Ross while 30 people cheer you on, right? Right
11) Then the cops bust in and arrest you, right? Right
12) And then who do the cops call to notify? My husband
13) Ewwww. I bet that was awkward. So how do you feel now? "It's ruined my life"
14) So you are saying you regret it? Wasn't it super hot getting nailed to the smell of piss and bratwurst shits? "I don't know what happened," "But I don't deny that it did happen because obviously there are police
reports."
15) Yikes. And what about that handsome stallion who mounted you? Is there a future? "I don't know who this man is," "I just found out his name in the paper last night."
16) I have tickets to the Bears game against the Saints.
Editor's note" Lois accepted the offer to attend the game
Read all about her or just google Sex at Iowa Football game. Thanks for the member submission on the story.
http://www.twincities.com/ci_11081756?source=most_emailed
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081126/NEWS/81126006
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