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Ode to you Mr or Mrs Traffic Cop:
You love to exert your power
Although you have none.
If it weren't for you I would have no idea that I am supposed to go when the light is green
Your arm signals to go forward are enlightening
Thank you for your wisdom
Thank you especially for whistling at me and giving me a nasty stare to stop my car
Even though the light is red and I am already stopped
I understand that you just want to make extra sure and that is has nothing to do with being a bitch/asshole
After all, you care
Your neon yellow jacket really brings out the flesh tones of your skin
You are simply radiant
And that silly hat you wear with what looks to be a badge melted onto the front?
Versace only beats your style
And wow what lung capacity you have
You blow that whistle oh so sweetly
I really appreciate it when you blow it in my ear when I walk past you sometimes
You really do care about my safety don't you?!
No other person so gladly will stand out in a dangerous intersection for hours in the cold
You must really love your job
And who wouldn't?!
You get to take out all your anger of the world out on the world!
Brilliant.
Your power over nothing truly is attractive.
And those real cops
You know... the ones who actually contribute something
Well who needs them anyway, right?
You failed down that path but screw it right?
You are serving such a valuable purpose
Right?
Can you remind me what your purpose is again?
I forgot, silly me.
To then and to now
I am bewildered by your strength, your power, your self control
I bid you adieu dear Traffic Cop
Your memory lasts forever with me
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