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So the same girl from a previous story... The one who had anal in a corn field and then had her boyfriend cum on her face... That one... She broke up with her boyfriend on Sunday. So we've been hanging out, planning out some threesomes we want to have... Haha... Now, this girl has slept with over 20 men and she's only 19. That's ridiculous... I thought my number was bad.... But it's not. Aparently... Anyways... She thought that she changed her ways... She was in a steady relationship... Then it got annoying like all relationships do when your still a child pretending to be old and boring and tolerant so they broke up. So I'm excited because now I have a partner in promiscuous crime!!!!
 
So anyways, a month or so ago we went to this porn shop somewhere up north by her place and she saw a sign or something about ordering stripper poles. She ordered one but hasn't had enough money to pay for it yet... She also hasn't really known how to install it. She said she felt ackward about asking the building maintenence guys to install that. What I think is funny about this situation, is that she has a studio apartment. The second she installs a stripper pole, the whole place is just going to be a different atmosphere... It's a fucking studio! Where else is she goin to put it besides right smack dab in the middle of the place. Haha.... It's going to be great... So ANYWAYS, she is from a small town in Ohio with not much diversity... If you know what I mean? So, shes never been keen on the idea of sleeping with a man of a different race... Not really racism or anything, just personal sexual preference. It's funny because she actually just brought this up the other day how she doesn't think she could actually do it...
 
I get this message from her today that is titled "Black Dick????!?!?"
 
"ok so you know how ive said i wouldnt have sex with a black guy well ..... i made a deal with my weed guy last night that if we had a crazy night of sex he would go pick up my stripper pole and buy it for me LOL OMG !!!! So i have to think about this one...free stripper pole and huge dick its like christmas ! he sent me a pic you have to meet me today for coffee to see."
 
Hmm... This got me really excited, but also really worried for her...  So I said:
 
"Isn't that like prostitution? Are you sure you want to whore yourself out for a free stripper pole? LOL. Is he going to install the pole too? Is he hot? I need more details. Are you smoking weed now too? What the hell?"
 
So she responds:
 
"I had sex with guys so they would take me shopping back home..lol this isnt any different. And um yeah ill take the title of hoe for a free stripper pole! Ha ha."
 
Like it was okay for her to have sex for shopping sprees in the first place...
My slut is back!
 
This means we'll probably be making some goood stories!
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