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I just sent this to a friend about the sex I had last night. Figured I would share with the M.B. community... ENJOY!
We got to his place and he moved everything out of his second bedroom and we moved his mattress in there. We can't just do it where we usually do it because his neighbors are pussies. Lol. And they can't handle watching our sex. (last week we had anal in his living room and his neighbors accross the way witnessed the whole thing and they complained to the managment company) Haha... So we moved his mattress into the weird pitch black tiny 2nd bedroom. I was standing in front of the door and I kicked off my shoes and he pushed me into the room, REALLY hard. Lol.
It was great. I slammed down on the mattress and he ripped off my clothes and I started to struggle and hit him in the face so he held me down and penetrated me. When I started to moan he covered my mouth and fucked my harder.
He then grabbed my ass really hard and left my body only to use his mouth to make me SCREAM with pleasure. After I came and could no longer handle his tongue massaging my clit, he flipped me over and started violently fucking me from behind.
When I was screaming too loud, he grabbed me by the hair and pulled me up so that he could put his hand over my mouth to shut me up. Then I hit him hard on his side and he flipped me over again and held me down.
He then moved his body up and forced his cock into my mouth and I took it as deep as I could. He was kneeling on my arms so I couldn't pleasure him like he wanted me too because I didn't have my hands so he started fucking me again. This time harder and faster then before.
When he was finally done with me, he shot his load all over me. My face, my breasts, everywhere. He was screaming as he came and I slowly dragged my nails down the legnth of his back.
It was great sex...
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So the same girl from a previous story... The one who had anal in a corn field and then had her boyfriend cum on her face... That one... She broke up with her boyfriend on Sunday. So we've been hanging out, planning out some threesomes we want to have... Haha... Now, this girl has slept with over 20 men and she's only 19. That's ridiculous... I thought my number was bad.... But it's not. Aparently... Anyways... She thought that she changed her ways... She was in a steady relationship... Then it got annoying like all relationships do when your still a child pretending to be old and boring and tolerant so they broke up. So I'm excited because now I have a partner in promiscuous crime!!!!
So anyways, a month or so ago we went to this porn shop somewhere up north by her place and she saw a sign or something about ordering stripper poles. She ordered one but hasn't had enough money to pay for it yet... She also hasn't really known how to install it. She said she felt ackward about asking the building maintenence guys to install that. What I think is funny about this situation, is that she has a studio apartment. The second she installs a stripper pole, the whole place is just going to be a different atmosphere... It's a fucking studio! Where else is she goin to put it besides right smack dab in the middle of the place. Haha.... It's going to be great... So ANYWAYS, she is from a small town in Ohio with not much diversity... If you know what I mean? So, shes never been keen on the idea of sleeping with a man of a different race... Not really racism or anything, just personal sexual preference. It's funny because she actually just brought this up the other day how she doesn't think she could actually do it...
I get this message from her today that is titled "Black Dick????!?!?"
"ok so you know how ive said i wouldnt have sex with a black guy well ..... i made a deal with my weed guy last night that if we had a crazy night of sex he would go pick up my stripper pole and buy it for me LOL OMG !!!! So i have to think about this one...free stripper pole and huge dick its like christmas ! he sent me a pic you have to meet me today for coffee to see."
Hmm... This got me really excited, but also really worried for her... So I said:
"Isn't that like prostitution? Are you sure you want to whore yourself out for a free stripper pole? LOL. Is he going to install the pole too? Is he hot? I need more details. Are you smoking weed now too? What the hell?"
So she responds:
"I had sex with guys so they would take me shopping back home..lol this isnt any different. And um yeah ill take the title of hoe for a free stripper pole! Ha ha."
Like it was okay for her to have sex for shopping sprees in the first place...
My slut is back!
This means we'll probably be making some goood stories!
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So I was friends with this girl that I worked with who was dating this guy I sort of wanted to fuck. When they finally broke up, I went for him. We start dating and he was cheating on me with her the whole time... blah blah... It was this dramatic debacle and whatnot but then I sort of wanted to get back at this bitch for pretending to be my friend while I was dating her ex and she was sleeping with him.... I'm an idiot. Ha ha. So I dumped him and he went and started dating her again.
A month or so later, after I had officially manipulated this guy into thinking that I wanted to be just friends with him, we hung out. I sucked up a whole night of listening to his stupid trendy music and watching him and his friends play Halo and drinking Old PILE until finally, everyone leaves but me and him. He was drunk enough to the point where he fell for my batting eyelashes and push-up bra so that when I got up to leave, he grabbed me by the belt loops and started to sex me up... I rolled around with him for a while until he was at his point of frustration and then I pretended like I gave a shit about his cunt girlfriend and told him I needed to leave because I couldn't do that to her.
Of course he got home too late so I got a phone call from his girlfriend the next day. Of course, I did the right thing and completely exaggerated the shit he was whispering in my ear and gave her some good details on where he touched me and what he said he wanted to do to me. She was bawling her eyes out and loving me for telling her the truth but still sickened by her boyfriend. After they decided to "work it out" I was pissed that she didn't dump his sorry ass, so I decided to work a little more on manipulating her...
{The next sequence of events played out nicely but were something I couldn't have caused or predicted.}
So we became "friends"... I figured that if I couldn't break them up, I could at least steal her I.D. so I could pretend like I was 21. (he's a sick fuck and picked two girls that looked exactly alike... it's creepy.. but I'm a lot hotter than her. She's got one C cup and one D cup.... as opposed to my perfect D rack.... he's an idiot) So I invite her over for some drinks and music at my boyfriend at the time's apartment. She used to be a bartender so she started "showing" me how to do shot after shot after shot... Then, she started hanging all over me... I went into my boyfriend's room to grab my camera (I wanted to document her sickliness as much as I could.... and I did.... Wonderfully.... and on her camera on her phone so her boyfriend would see it...) and as I was walking out she came up to me and started making out with me!!! I was TRASHED after all the Jameson the bitch fed me but she was making an ass out of herself whereas I just looked like a normal drunk girl... I mean come on, she was making out with her boyfriends ex who just almost fucked her boyfriend while they were dating... I was just making out with a drunk girl.... whatever....
So she makes up some bullshit about how she wants a pair of boxers...??.... The pants came off but the boxers did not go on. Of course she's a whore so she was not wearing any underwear... My boyfriend is having the best day of his life. He whispers in my ear "I've always wanted to fuck this girl" and I'm like "Okay I'll see what I can do".... We had an open relationship so this kind of talk was fairly common... So this girl wanted ME. She starts telling me how she is bisexual and loves to eat pussy... And I'm just like... LIGHT BULB. She can hook up with me and cheat on her boyfriend with his ex girlfriend that he cheated on his current girlfriend with!!! But I didn't know how fond I was about hooking up with a girl.... So I debated for a while but I'm sure
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So last weekend I go to this party. Me and my girlfriend shopped downtown all week trying to get something slutty enough to wear to the occasion. It was a party on a farm so we wanted to look ridiculously over dressed and skanky... but classy of course... So I just got a red bra and some lace tights and unbuttoned a tight black dress that I had in my closet. But she shows up wearing the shortest lowest hottest thing I've seen on anyone. She looked hot as fuck. Ass lookin plump. Legs lookin long. She was wearing the highest crome heels. She looked like a hooker and it was great.
We were having a blast. The party was a surprise party at our friend's house that she set up for her boyfriend's 21st birthday. She bought him the big bottle of Jager (yager? idk) and then a big bottle of Patrone... (patron?.. Idk) so we were all doin shots on top of slammin down a keg between about 40 people in like three hours... So we were all pretty wasted early in the night. Taking pictures every 30 seconds. Just being dumb...
My friend and I bond over talking about sex. We love talking about how much we love fucking. She's had a lot more experience than me so she's always got some good stories to tell me so we're always havin a blast. Not only do we love talking about fucking, but we love talking about anal. We both have this special bond over the fact that we both love anal and want to have anal all the fucking time. So we're drunk and just being idiots and every few minutes saying "I want to get fucked in the ass."
So next thing I know, my friend is gone. I'm wondering for like an hour where she's at cuz my buzz is getting more intense and I'm wearing heels and without her by my side, my outfit looks ridiculous... So I went and put on jeans and a t-shirt and finally she's back. She grabs my arm and says "Come with me to the bathroom" this was handy cuz I also needed to pee. (girls always pee together... Blahblah) She's sitting on the toilet and I'm like "where were you dude?!" and she informs me that she and her boyfriend had just got done having anal sex in the cornfield behind the house.
My initial reaction was concern. I have had anal sex and bathroom time is sort of scarey afterwards, you just don't know what's gonna happen when you sit on that toilet. I was scared of witnessing it also. I asked her if she wanted me to leave the bathroom but she said no.
My next reaction was jealousy. I had just had the best fuck of my life the night before and I wanted to do it again but he lives far away from where I was so I couldn't drunk dial him for some booty (Although later that night I did drunk dial him in that same bathroom and had fun phone sex with him for an hour... that was exciting...) So I was pissed cuz she got fucked in our favorite way and I did not.
I guess her body reacts to anal sex better than mine does because her seat on the toilet was short. I sat down to pee and she leans over and says "is there anything on my face? like right here?" pointing to her mouth/chin area. I look and there is white crusties everywhere on her chin. I immediately start to crack up. Had I not been sitting on the toilet, the piss would have run down my legs.
She then informed me that after getting fucked in the ass, her boyfriend had cum on her face. She washed up, and we proceeded to drink more beer. I love my friends!
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I'm not even sure how to begin this story. I guess I'd start with informing you of my friendship with a girl that we will call ANNE. That will be her name for the story. We have been friends since we were sophomores in high school and pretty much inseparable since. She's just one of those girls that a girl will really click with... You can party with her, you can laugh with her, you can cry with her, you can have an intelligent analytical conversation with her. So we've always been really comfortable talking about personal, usually embarrassing, things. So I recently moved and she also recently moved around so we were out of touch for over a month. I randomly get this text message from her:
"OK. im a creep but ive been having this reoccuring dream where u and i r masturbating in a tub together and i say we actually do it. maybe im a lesbian?"
Yeah. Random. So I immediately called her and we laughed about it for a while. We made a date to get together to see what happens. Maybe have a threesome or make out or just have some fun and experiment a little bit or something. So we meet up and we are filling each other in on the happenings of our lives while we were apart. She tells me she's still with the same guy I fill her in on the 3 guys I've hooked up with that she knew nothing about and then I tell her about the guy that I want to hook up with next.
Met this guy at work. He owns his own company... I think it's like a recruiting company that places people in very high paying senior accountant sort of fortune 500 jobs around Chicago. So immediately I'm a little turned on because I'm assuming this guy is rich. We go out to lunch a few times and he's so sweet. Then I find out how old he is - he is 20 years older than me. That's just ridiculous. But he was sooo attractive. Not just physically attractive but he had this great personality that just really sticks in your mind. Talking to this guy was fantastic.
So I'm telling Anne how much fun and exciting it was sleeping with a guy that was 10 years older than me and how much I want to sleep with this guy who's 20 years older than me. So she's just laughing at me and we are drinking wine and swapping stories. We decide to go to her boyfriends apartment somewhere on the north side. And I'm thinking "good. 39-year-old lives up north too so if he wants to meet up later it'll be nice and convenient." At his apartment, we proceed to drink an obscene amount of beer for two skinny girls like ourselves due to this game with dice called "three man"? I don't know. It's pretty stupid. Usually I don't do the whole drinking game thing but this time, I was really wanting to get completely annihilated for some reason.
So me and Anne are hammered drunk. We were out on the deck making out and being typical drunken girls. This was a big deal though because at this point in our friendship, this type of exploration is brand new. So we go back into the party feeling all giddy and horny when 39 calls me. So, of course, I tell her I'm going to be back in about an hour or two and I go his place. We have sex... It was on the bum-fuck side... Standard. He didn't put much effort into going down on me but I made myself enjoy it. But all in all it was... Just sort of... Standard. I was all bummed out about it when I got back to the party...
So the party goes on. I'm just sitting there calming down from the sleazy move I just pulled when I notice something that gets me horny all over again... The thing about my body is that I taste like candy. Maybe not candy, but it's gooood. I have people that will vouch for me! It's very enjoyable. Not only do men love to taste me, but I love to taste myself... So I'm sitting there hanging out with Anne and a few guys and
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Everyone loves a slut - Some women hate them which means love in a fucked up way because women loooove talking shit, some girls envy their security, confidence, spontaneity, and adventurousness, men love sluts if they are looking for a good time, most men love to make fun of them and laugh at them and laughter means happiness which, ultimately means love for sluts..... Either way, most people are interested in promiscuity. Who doesn't love talking about sex? Everyone thinks about it and most people do it. I love talking about it. I find humor in ackward situations and that is the funny part about random sex, it's usually ackward. The wonderful men behind ManBracket have allowed me to share my whore stories in hopes of entertaining their readers. Enjoy!
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