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The Feldco Fuckface
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Hi I am this fucking guy.  I am an asshole.  I am going to come up with a stupid preface for a commercial and then I am going to win everyone over.

You are wondering how huh? Well I am goiing to smile and talk at the same time (at the end).  That will get them to trust me.  It looks completely normal and is totally natural to speak like this.

Fuck this guy, I am not buying from him on principle.

The Flamingo
Category: ManBracket News

I can not stand every single girl on the planet who sticks their arm out on their hip everytime they take a picture.  What are you a fucking model?

You dont look hot striking that pose.  You just look dumb and you look like you are trying to hard. Just go back to the old standards: Clevage, nudity, etc.  That is what we want.

Who fucking told you that this was a good look.  You look like a fucking Flamingo. 

 

What are you tyring to do?  Air the pits out?  Pretend your a model?  Stick out your titties (admorable at least)? I just dont get it and more importantly I dont like it.

 

Just go back to showing your tits on camera, would you?

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